Saturday, November 20, 2010

...and the Morning After...?

Fourteen years ago, when I collapsed on Albus' doorstep begging him for a lifeline, he gave me that infamous proposal and I stared. Surely the man is joking. A slimy, gutter spawned, Crucio leveling bastard like me has no place amongst kids. Not that I'm fond of them anyway. And anything but Potions, where I'm reminded of her and what we shared every ruddy time I turn around and find some idiot's cauldron boiling over.
So this morning, under circumstances of much less duress but after what was still quite a night, I find myself thinking similar thoughts as I did that day:


I really do have a cup that says, "Talk to the cup." It says "snark" on the other side, and goes with the doormat that reads, "get lost".

Hangover Remedies
(besides evapo- concentrated black coffee)

• 2-3 grams Evening Primrose – capsules, take in morning
• Valerian – tincture or fluid extract, 1/2 - 1 tsp. 3x daily
• Morning-After Infusion:
1 tsp. Vervain herb
1/2 tsp. Lavendar flowers
Boil 1 pint (2 cups) water, remove from heat, add ingredients and steep for ten minutes minimum. Drink throughout day.

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